‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the suite. Not a client was calling, as they were home off their feet; The investments had been researched and purchased with care, In hopes that high returns soon would be there. Investors were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of dollar bills danced in their heads. Midland IRA staff had a few things left to do, As they looked forward to spending time with their families too. When in front of their office there arose such a clatter, We all sprang from our chairs to see what was the matter. Up to the receptionist we flew like a flash, Papers flying in the air as we made a mad dash. When, what to our wondering eyes should appear, But Dave Owens, the boss, with something for investors to hear. His eyes, how they twinkled with savvy and wit, It was clear that his insight would be a smash hit. As quick as a cheetah his listeners they came, And he bellowed, and shouted, and called out by name: “Now, Real Estate! Now, Notes! Now, LLCs and Gold! On Silver! On Futures! On Oil and Gas, behold! Self-Direction is the way, to spend this holiday! To the top of the world! And to prevent a great fall, Diversify! Diversify! Diversify All!”
We wish you and yours a very happy holiday! Please take some time to read our Holiday Newsletter! As always, thank you for your continued support!